trendymuslim:

heysimba:

I think a bird fell in the snow and then walked away. I think.

IM LAUGHING

trendymuslim:

heysimba:

I think a bird fell in the snow and then walked away. I think.

IM LAUGHING

(Source: kxxrxh)

EVERY ONCE UPON A TIME EPISODE: Bleeding Through

Poor babe. Life is cruel, and full of betrayal. That is my only lesson for you. Now I must give you away. To give me my best chance. As long as I have you, I can never be anything more than a millers daughter.”

Things I am currently craving

- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- milkshake
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face

Amber Heard gets cupcakes from a young fan as she films scenes for When I Live My Life Over Again in NYC (April 23).

(Source: ambers-heard)

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts)

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos