taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical 

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

(Source: youslyraccoon)

inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

(Source: fuks)

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

flawlesslly:

flawlesslly:
Had pizza today. 
Please don’t delete the caption/source or else I will come find you and set your house on fire

flawlesslly:

flawlesslly:

Had pizza today. 

Please don’t delete the caption/source or else I will come find you and set your house on fire