Clumsy mix of awkwardness and inappropriacy
getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent
PLATFORM 9, PLATFORM 10. Nothing in between.
Excuse me sir, can you tell me how to get to platform nine and three quarters?
Platform 9 and 3 quarters, there ain’t no such thing. You’re the 700th kid to ask me that today. I still refuse to believe that it exists.